PERSONALIZED PROBIOTICS — NO STOOL SAMPLE REQUIRED

Your gut is unique.
Meet the good guys
built for it.

Upload a lab report or just tell us what's going on — we'll build a probiotic formula made specifically for you. No doctor's note. No weird samples.

TWO WAYS IN

Start wherever you are.
We'll meet you there.

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NO LAB WORK? NO PROB

Describe your symptoms

Bloated after every meal? Energy tanking? Gut just… off? Answer a few quick questions and we'll build your formula from there.

start the quiz →
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GOT LAB RESULTS?

Upload your report

Have a microbiome test, GI panel, or stool analysis from your provider? Upload it and we'll formulate your custom blend from your actual data.

upload my report →

THE PROCESS

Simple process.
Seriously good results.

From first click to your door — 5 minutes on your end. We handle the rest.

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Tell us about your gut

Upload a lab report or answer a quick symptom quiz. Either way, we get the full picture of what your microbiome needs.

5 minutes
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We build your formula

Our team formulates the exact probiotics and prebiotics for YOUR gut. Not a generic blend. Not a one-size-fits-all capsule. Yours.

custom formulation
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Ships to your door

Your personalized bottle arrives ready to go. Track your progress, update your formula as your gut evolves. Watch the good guys win.

ongoing support

Good Guys vs. everyone else

⚡ Good GuysGeneric Probiotics
Built for your specific gut✓✗
No stool sample required✓—
Works from lab results or symptoms✓✗
Formula updates as you progress✓✗
Provider portal integration✓✗
Your grandma probably takes it too✗ nope✓ yep

"ain't that some shiz?"
Yeah bro. It really is.

Your gut has never had a crew like this backing it up.